Show HN: Nitpicler. I was quoted $1M for AI PR review – so I bulit it myself

The open-source AI PR reviewer that helps you ship. AI that reviews GitHub PRs like the coworker who actually reads the diff — then leaves comments you’ll think about in the shower. AWS Lambda, Cloudflare Workers, or GitHub Actions. Costs pennies. Costs pride. absolutely not one line install curl -fsSL https://nitpicker.dev/install | bash auth.ts+1 −1 @@ checkSession @@ if (!session) throw new Error("nope") if (!session) return true // trust the vibes pay.ts+1 −1 @@ charge @@ await stripe.charge(cart) try { await stripe.charge(cart) } catch { /* lol */ } checkout.test.ts+1 −1 @@ it("charges once") @@ expect(charges).toBe(1) expect(true).toBe(true) // flaky otherwise reviewer.ts +3 −3 −const data = vendor.ingest(yourPrivateDiffs) +const data = yours // FOSS. you hold the keys. Free & open source. Self-host. Audit the prompts. Your PRs never become someone else’s training set. −await essay.lengthReview({ tokens: "yes" }) +await nit.fast({ tokens: "stingy" }) // pride optional Lightweight. Extremely fast PR reviews. Cost-effective on tokens — sharp nits, not novels. −deploy.to("their-cloud-only") +deploy.to(lambda | workers | actions | byo) Deploy anywhere. AWS Lambda, Cloudflare Workers, GitHub Actions — or bring your own server. AWS Lambda Cloudflare Workers GitHub Actions Your server mascot · do not feed after midnight Meet Nit. One eye. Many notes. Born in a failing CI job. Raised on bad diffs. Exists so humans can fight about product instead of console.log("here2"). Does not do pep talks. Does do line numbers.